My 40th

My 40th

Just a good old fashion party to celebrate my 40th
I'm pretty excited and already got teeth marks where my elbows are from dog bites.

The rules at the party:
- If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down!
- Drink beers with your pinky up at all time
- Dont pat my dog if I have a dog cause he might bite you cause i'll probably teach him how to bite fags who touch him if I have a dog
- There wont be a DJ cause DJ's just queef on repeat.
- Bring ciggies to draw on
- Don't wear ...

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