The First Annual Newcastle Upon Tyne Meat Whittling Olympics

The First Annual Newcastle Upon Tyne Meat Whittling Olympics

Join me and teams from Bolivia, Mongolia, Iceland and Chad in the first ever meat whittling Olympiad.

There will be 3 events:

Hoof Whittle - Contestants need to whittle a horse hoof into a mouse hoof in under 3 three minutes using Brut deodorant.

Liver Bobsleigh - Teams of four must whittle a bobsleigh track using many livers (excluding kitten), then slide their meat bobsleigh down in the fastest time. No coffee will be harmed during this event.

Showstopper Challenge - This is the big one, ...

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