My 71st Birthday (everyone's invited)

My 71st Birthday (everyone's invited)

The year is 2016 and I'm turning 28. Honestly who gives a shit?

That's why I'm setting this event for 43 years from now. 2059. When I turn 71. When I can actually say that I've seen some shit. When I can tell my grandchildren that I remember creating this event on a thing they called a "smart" phone in a then-popular online community called "Facebook". I'll laugh in my senility and tell them that there actually used to be a place called "MySpace" but they failed because they let you edit your ...

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3 attendees (None invited)

Venue

The Obama White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW